Saturday 4 April 2009

Panic Over

Don't worry everyone you can change the batting order to include me on Stickcricket. Thus rendering the last blog entry redundant. Apologies for wasting your time.

Friday 3 April 2009

Narcissism!




Great news ladies and gents/geezerbirds. The Everest Test has been made into a computer game http://www.stickcricket.com/gameeveresttest.php. The bad news is I'm not in the starting XI, which I'm assured is not a reflection on the actual starting XI. I, however, as a stand up comedian love being the centre of attention and detest exclusion like my father detests there being no second helpings. So my solipsistic pride has taken a bit of a basting. I may try and pay someone to make a rival game called ChrisMartinstickcricket.com. A game where everyone is me: batsmen, bowlers, fielders...commentators, members of the crowd, the umpires, the streaker (who will obviously have to have an uncomfortably large sack). This game will probably not be quite as popular amongst those people who do not share my name or face. Perhaps Mr Coldplay and New Zealand cricket's Chris Martin will join in.



There you have it. I have come up with an award winning idea which is marketable to 3people in total.

me, me, me, me, me

Self indulgence over...for a few minutes