I ain't written one of these blog things in tiiiiime bruv- So I thought I better write some saucy bits for the millions of readers out there...Hi mom (yea I spelt it the American way, I'm a fricking livewire now deal with it).
So as I spent all of August in Edinburgh doing stand up comedy and drinking to excess cos I'm such a bloody lad, I felt a little bit out of the Everest Loop. However after a meeting update from Mr Kirt Wright I'm not back in the loop and bloody loving it.
Me, Paulo Poland (that's not her surname but she's Polish so that is what she is now called) and Charlie Campbell have secure the Comedy store for a comedy night happening in March. I'm excited but I just need to secure the services of a couple of big name comedians- Matt Lucas/Ross Noble/Bernard Manning, if you're out there and keen to help (even if it's from beyond the grave and you're a massive racist) we could use you.
This next bit is funny:
At the meeting on Sunday this has nothing to do with Everest but really amused me and BJ. The barmen whilst serving me and him the 2 bottles of Sol I requested said this: 'Sunday afternoon...the worst shift for a barmen' (just for the record I hadn't even spoken to him let alone asked what his worst shift was), I then didn't say anything and he proceeded to say, 'I was out drinking till four last night-bloody hangover!'...so if you're the barmen from The Establishment and you're now reading this I just want to say I DON'T CARE-EVEN IF YOU WERE DOWNING PINTS OFF WHITNEY HOUSTON'S BREASTS- I DIDN'T ASK AND DRINKING BOOZE IS NOT IMPRESSIVE TO STRANGERS-GROW UP!!!!
speak soon
Laterz Bruvs and Cuz
xxx
Monday, 22 September 2008
Sunday, 6 July 2008
The 5k test, a baby version of twenty20 on Everest
Just did the London 5k run today with 7 of the other Everest lads. It was comically tiny, as there was a 10k run after. I can understamd why as essentially the only other people doing it with overweight women and old men, so by definition my Granny could have done it. Although, doing it with pads on was seriously tiring and tedious. Not quite as tedious as where we put our bags before hand. No one quite knew what to do including the stewards (aka men in flourescent green jackets), I think anyone in a flourescent green jacket is the font of knowledge, which is stupid really as I saw in JJB Sport you can purchase 3 for £10. So to be honest I should start to reassess my confidence in these people as for all I know it's just a person who shops at JJB, who are unlikely to even know what a font of knowledge is- they'd think it was some new variation on Times New Roman.
We emailed Robert Van Winkle's agent but he has not got in contact with us yet, but my fingers are still crossed because let's be honest Vanilla Ice needs the publicity and we need him because he can set a world record for singing 'Go Ninja' at high altitude- It's a lesser known hit of his that featured in Ninja Turtles 2.
right I'm off to buy a flourescent jacket...
We emailed Robert Van Winkle's agent but he has not got in contact with us yet, but my fingers are still crossed because let's be honest Vanilla Ice needs the publicity and we need him because he can set a world record for singing 'Go Ninja' at high altitude- It's a lesser known hit of his that featured in Ninja Turtles 2.
right I'm off to buy a flourescent jacket...
Friday, 27 June 2008
Trying to get Vanilla Ice on Everest
This is my first ever blog thingy, so if it's iteresting/ funny then happy days and if it's not then it's free and it's probably better than doing work in an office, so buckle up.
Some of you know what this blog is about for those who do not it's pretty simple: 2 teams, one called Hillary and one called Tenzig, both walk all the way to base camp to have the highest game of recorded cricket (it will be a world record) and in doing so we aim to raise 250 000 sheckles for charity- just a regular sunday morning for me. So if this interests you check out our progress and donate on www.atestabovetherest.com
After the first team Hillary meeting I'm extremely excited about raising a school assembly hall of funds for charity. I'm so excited in fact, that in my email to everyone trying to rally the team I was quite rightly told of for swearing, it made me feel about 8. But i did admittedly start it with the phrase 'awesome Hillary C**ts' so I guess it's fair enough.
We are currently trying to do a variety of things and one of them that I have been assigned to do is to find Vanilla Ice aka Robin van Winkle and get him to come with us. Me and BJ (yes as in....) will start trying to find him on saturday. We live in Chiswick, West London, so I guess the first place to check should be at the George IV pub on the highroad, because anyone who is anyone goes there and so I expect to see him propped against the bar with a really cool white man rapper drink like JD and Coke with an cherry on a cocktail stick and maybe a tiny umbrella.
Talking of drinks: we were supposed to find out the alcoholic beverage of choice for Sir Edmund Hillary by reading his book, me and BJ instead texted AQA, which is not only easier than reading a whole book, but also I remember something my Dad told me a long time ago and that is 'reading is for gays'. BJ texted first asking what his favourite drink was and unsurprisingly it was not alcoholic, but much to our amusement it is apparently hot lemonade...mmm yum yum my favourite too, but maybe that means not only was he the first man to climb up Everest he was the inventor of the popular remedy Lemsip. His favourite alcoholic drinks were: Himalayan beer, Nepali apple marpha brandy and Tibetan Chang and maccoli- local drinks made from fermented rice. All of those should be easy to find in W London. I reckon that we mix it up a bit and have brandy and hot Lemsip, that should loosen everyone up nicely.
right Chrissy M out! (I don't know why I called my blog Chrissy M: I panicked massively as at no point in my life have I ever called myself it. It must be the blog messing with my mind)
laterz xxx
Some of you know what this blog is about for those who do not it's pretty simple: 2 teams, one called Hillary and one called Tenzig, both walk all the way to base camp to have the highest game of recorded cricket (it will be a world record) and in doing so we aim to raise 250 000 sheckles for charity- just a regular sunday morning for me. So if this interests you check out our progress and donate on www.atestabovetherest.com
After the first team Hillary meeting I'm extremely excited about raising a school assembly hall of funds for charity. I'm so excited in fact, that in my email to everyone trying to rally the team I was quite rightly told of for swearing, it made me feel about 8. But i did admittedly start it with the phrase 'awesome Hillary C**ts' so I guess it's fair enough.
We are currently trying to do a variety of things and one of them that I have been assigned to do is to find Vanilla Ice aka Robin van Winkle and get him to come with us. Me and BJ (yes as in....) will start trying to find him on saturday. We live in Chiswick, West London, so I guess the first place to check should be at the George IV pub on the highroad, because anyone who is anyone goes there and so I expect to see him propped against the bar with a really cool white man rapper drink like JD and Coke with an cherry on a cocktail stick and maybe a tiny umbrella.
Talking of drinks: we were supposed to find out the alcoholic beverage of choice for Sir Edmund Hillary by reading his book, me and BJ instead texted AQA, which is not only easier than reading a whole book, but also I remember something my Dad told me a long time ago and that is 'reading is for gays'. BJ texted first asking what his favourite drink was and unsurprisingly it was not alcoholic, but much to our amusement it is apparently hot lemonade...mmm yum yum my favourite too, but maybe that means not only was he the first man to climb up Everest he was the inventor of the popular remedy Lemsip. His favourite alcoholic drinks were: Himalayan beer, Nepali apple marpha brandy and Tibetan Chang and maccoli- local drinks made from fermented rice. All of those should be easy to find in W London. I reckon that we mix it up a bit and have brandy and hot Lemsip, that should loosen everyone up nicely.
right Chrissy M out! (I don't know why I called my blog Chrissy M: I panicked massively as at no point in my life have I ever called myself it. It must be the blog messing with my mind)
laterz xxx
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